"You'll want to use it sparingly," Ignis advised, very aware of who he was talking to right now. "The acidic properties can be very effective in lifting difficult stains, but too much can cause additional damage."

He considered it a moment longer.

"Perhaps I'll show you later."

Good luck spending the next few days trying to convince Summer Smith that 'cleaning pork stains off the ceiling' was not, in fact, some bizarre Lucian euphemism now, Ignis.

But he really could not just leave it like that!